GuestBlogger of the Month: Jodie-Ann

So along with interviews I will try to get a monthly guestblogger here just to spruce up the fun. Our first is Jodie-Ann from The Run-On Sentences of Life blog (http://musingsbyjodie.blogspot.com/). Here is her post:

Poo In My Tights. {Don't read if you have a weak stomache.}

Hello, fellow humans. I feel like telling you guys about my most embarrassing moment. It has to be when I was in the third grade. I don't know what was up with me. But, I was having some really bad diarrhea. Yep. Horrible. It was kind of... dripping.
Anyways, that's besides the point. I went to the office and called my dad to get me. Thank God he was at home. I knew that he was going to take like 40 minutes to get to me. So, I put paper under me and sat on a chair. Then, I waited for my dad. Sadly though, the smell was getting out. Everyone who came in was like "Ugh! What's that smell?!" The whole time, I was thinking "Crap. Crap. Crap. Kill me now. Crap. Crap. Crap." Thankfully they left. And I was like "Sigh of relief." But, they weren't the last of people to come into the office. Atleast the secretary was nice and didn't say anything.
A half an hour later, my dad came. I was thinking "THANK YOU, JESUS!" So, my dad picked me up, sort of like how you hold a princess. Just a smelly princess who pooed in her tights. The funny thing is that I was wearing a skirt. (LOL!) Anyways, he carried me out, running like a madman. And i mean he was RUNNING. Like sprinting out of the office, down the hall and out the school.
When we got outside, he opened the van door and put newspapers on the seat and put me down. Then, he drove home.
And that's it. I took a shower, etc. :) You just got to love the third grade.
-Jodie-Ann.




 



If you like what you just read, (which if you didn't then you sure are missing out) you can check out her block on the given link above her post. However, I do have her on my blogroll "Just For Fun" with a thumbnail if it's much easier.